10. Brain food for babies--8% higher IQ
9. Mom's relaxin' on prolactin
8. Healthy fast food--dine in or take-out; free refills
7. 100% natural--the only food group baby needs
6. Economical--saves big bucks
5. Ecological--no throwaways
4. Zero constipation--and no stinky diapers
3. Bosom buddies--bonds better than super glue
2. Breast milk is better than any "udder" milk
1. Handy two pack--attractive containers